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YesterFace

when a woman has the old make up on from the day before
I got drunk and the club and went home with him and woke up with bad yesterface.
by tytyjean August 25, 2010
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yesterface

A style, appearance, or trend that is no longer current.
To make use of a perceivable (visual) reference that has already been exhausted.
A few steps beyond passé.
see also: Played Out

An ugly person with a face that looks old and haggard despite the use of clothing and or makeup to camouflage appearance.
"That model is so yesterface."

"Did you see that girl trying to own the catwalk?.. She's so yesterface."
by countslackula February 24, 2010
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yesterdagel

A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.
I nearly broke my tooth eating a yesterdagel this morning.
by Saucy Lady October 23, 2009
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yesterfore

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.
Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.
by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007
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Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.
You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."
by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010
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yesterbae

the yesterday bae
the guy you had last night

the guy you used to like
that guy is so yesterbae
by maritzel July 2, 2014
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Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.
Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!
by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011
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