Friend: “
Yo, my
man brought some blow, want to do a line?”
Me: “....yenah.” *rolls up dollar bill*
Guy: “I’m sorry to do this but I think we should break up.”
Girl: “Well, can we still be
friends?”
Guy: “I don’t know, maybe we should keep some distance for a little while.”
Girl: “I guess so......you’re gonna delete those pics I sent you, right?”
Guy: “....yenah.”
Friend: “There’s a party at
Victoria’s tonight, wanna swing thru?”
Me: “I don’t know
man, the last one there was dead.”
Friend: “Ashley is gonna be there.”
Me: “Hmmm....”
Friend: “They got two kegs.”
Me: “....yenah” *grabs car keys*
Senior talking to friend: “Yeah we’re getting together tonight.....just having a few beers, maybe smoke a bowl.”
Freshman: “OH WORD, WE SMOKIN TONIGHT?!?!?”
Senior: “Oh
fuck....”
Freshman: “DEADASS, WE GETTIN CROSSED TONIGHT BOIS!!!”
Senior: “God dammit, no, we’re just chillin, we’re not going crazy.”
Freshman: “YENAH, WE GEEKIN TONIGHT BRO!!!”
Group of Freshman: “YENAHYENAHYENAHYENAHYENAHYENAHYENAH”
