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(n) Slang for a person with a shlongle dongle(dick) the size of a whale
"damn, they gotta be a Yatsen with all that meat."
"Yeah bro, no other explanation"
Yatsen by FlubinDubin September 1, 2022
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Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.
Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...
Sergei Yatzenko by JuztSumGuy May 10, 2015
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A extrememtly clever, mathematically minded young man who is also equally sensitive and thoughtul often going to great lengths to please others and ensure their happiness.
Of course he'll help out, he's such a Yasent.
Yasent by akma February 3, 2010
Yasenia s a very sweet and nice girl. She can be shy and a bit awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, she can be a very funny and caring person. She loves to give hugs and she loves to listen to music. She has a very sweet voice and she loves to sing, draw, and play the drums. She likes to organize certain things and make things as perfect as possible. She is such a good friend and can be just like a sister. Yasenia has beautiful wavy brown hair and pretty chocolate brown eyes. She is adorable and has cute chubby cheeks. She is a very cool and loveable person.
person #1: She's so cute!
Person #2: I love her voice!!!
Person #3: Yasenia is really funny!
Yasenia by KateTheReaper June 30, 2016

Yassen Gregorovich 

A Russian assassin in Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series. Not that we like to think of him as an antagonist *shrugs* He agrees with the main protagonist, Alex Rider, that he should live a normal life outside of the espionage world(which sadly never happened because the series is a spy thriller). He's hot with chiseled lips and a dancer's body. He's dead.
Person A: omg Yassen Gregorovich is so hot!
Person B: he's literally an assassin!
A person with a haircut that defies the laws of physics. Has a friend who gets turned on by horses and snakes and there is a girl who "compliments" his handwriting.
Person 1: That guy has some weird friends.
Person 2: He's probably a Yasen.
Person 1: True, True.
Yasen by Yakou September 15, 2021
hey, yassen is not that bad. he's not annoying you are just used to people not talking to you. Yassen just wants to be funny and be by your side at all times! you stinkapoopoo.
Guy 1: hey you know yassen? he sucks
Guy 2: No. You stinkapoopoo
Yassen by Big boy mask September 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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