To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.

Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

Yodelling David by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

Yodelling for the D

The noise a cqt makes when she is in season. Or the favourite karaoke song of the most prominent slapper in town.

She was yodelling for the D so loud my window panes were vibrating to renditions of 'Mustang Sally', getting louder when she yodelled "Ride, Sally Ride"!

Yodelling for the D by tinywitch September 9, 2020

Yodelling in the dark

passing gas into the vagina or anal cavity.
requires some tricky positioning.....

Austrians know for their exquisite yodelling have also mastered the art of a non verbal form of musical vibration ...yodelling in the dark.

Yodelling in the dark by better left unsaid ; ) December 9, 2008

Yodelling boy

A good meee finally that isn’t cancerious But contagious.

Dad - You know that new meme yodelling boy ?
Son - wtf da-a-addy

Yodelling boy by ChickenCurryWithSauce May 28, 2018

Yodelling Viking

When he lays on his back and pleases a woman with his mouth through yodelling while she holds on to the horns of his viking helmet.

I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii

Yodelling Viking by Yodelling Viking March 20, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026