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Yammering Netty 

Used to describe a person, usually a nagging wife, that constantly babbles and complains about even the smallest of issues. This person will usually express their resentment or displeasure in a public place such as a grocery store or restaurant.

Yammering Netty literally means Clamorous Toilet; from the
verb Yammer: To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone; and the noun Netty: The British slang word for public or outside toilet. - See also: Chatter Box
Herold took Alice out to a nice restaurant and all she did was babble about how he never takes her anywhere nice. Alice is such a Yammering Netty.
Yammering Netty by Wm M. May 22, 2008

campering 

When a loser goes camping in a camper instead of a tent.
Nick goes campering because he's a wimp who doesn't know how to pitch a tent
campering by RadicalDadical November 26, 2013

mampering 

I went to the spa this weekend and had a great mampering
mampering by Bibbler July 28, 2016

Yabbering Your Yam 

Can you guys stop yabbering your yams, i am trying to talk on the phone.
Yabbering Your Yam by B-hole January 14, 2008

pampering 

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.
Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.
pampering by PumaTales November 28, 2017

yabbering 

Abnoxiously talking, especially when Robin Dunn is improving and harassing a fictional cameraman.
Quit your yabbering
yabbering by Scfalg August 2, 2017