Englishslang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.
"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"
An older malefurry that preys on artists by paying for comissions with the sole intent of getting laid at conventions. May try to pass as interested in becoming a woman so he can sleep with lesbians or bi-curious underage girls. As soon as he does so, he'll stop paying.
At first I thought he was genuinely interested in my art, but then he turned out to be another yiffyraptor trying to get laid. He never even paid full price for the drawings he commissioned!
v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up
n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole