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Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005
Related Words
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yakovenko 

The best fam bam in the whole wide world yo.
P1: " whos that extra spicy fam bam?"
P2: " that is the Yakovenko fam!"
A drug connoisseur of extremely high caliber, he has the tolerance of Ozzy Osbourne. Though his drug of choice is methamphetamines, he is skilled in all genres of exotic pharmaceuticals. Not to be mistaken for a lowly "dealer", Yacovelli need not distribute the drugs. The drugs distribute Yacovelli.
I was high as Yacovelli last night!

Customer: What was the stamp on those bags?
Dealer: ....Shiiiit, they ain't got no stamp my man, they Yacovelli!
yacovelli by SnowWhiteDrifting June 25, 2016
Usually the tallest, most alpha male you have ever met. Dick is usually HUGE. Founded Obamacare and became the first black president.
Yacouba: “I have no more campaigns to run.”
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”

ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS
YACOUBA by GD3RD November 28, 2018

Alina Yalovets 

Alina Yalovets is a future worldwide celebrity. Some people say she invented mac and cheese being lactose intolerant and was the actual first person on the moon, because she in fact can do everything!

People use her name as a definition of something cool or as a reminder that no one is cooler comparing them to her.
- Ayo, i bought myself new jorts for summer.
- Damn, Alina Yalovets would love these!

- Emma is so cool!
- Nah, she isn’t better than Alina Yalovets anyway.
- Yeah, no doubt.
Alina Yalovets by linasfiction August 16, 2023
A place small place in Wa. some people refer to it as crackolt
because of all the crack that is there
Yacolt by kent1234 June 10, 2008