A drug connoisseur of extremely high caliber, he has the tolerance of Ozzy Osbourne. Though his drug of choice is methamphetamines, he is skilled in all genres of exotic pharmaceuticals. Not to be mistaken for a lowly "dealer", Yacovelli need not distribute the drugs. The drugs distribute Yacovelli.
Alina Yalovets is a future worldwide celebrity. Some people say she invented mac and cheese being lactose intolerant and was the actual first person on the moon, because she in fact can do everything!
People use her name as a definition of something cool or as a reminder that no one is cooler comparing them to her.
- Ayo, i bought myself new jorts for summer.
- Damn, Alina Yalovets would love these!