A drug connoisseur of extremely high caliber, he has the tolerance of Ozzy Osbourne. Though his drug of choice is methamphetamines, he is skilled in all genres of exotic pharmaceuticals. Not to be mistaken for a lowly "dealer", Yacovelli need not distribute the drugs. The drugs distribute Yacovelli.
I was high as Yacovelli last night!
Customer: What was the stamp on those bags?
Dealer: ....Shiiiit, they ain't got no stamp my man, they Yacovelli!
Alina Yalovets is a future worldwide celebrity. Some people say she invented mac and cheese being lactose intolerant and was the actual first person on the moon, because she in fact can do everything!
People use her name as a definition of something cool or as a reminder that no one is cooler comparing them to her.
- Ayo, i bought myself new jorts for summer.
- Damn, Alina Yalovets would love these!
- Emma is so cool!
- Nah, she isn’t better than Alina Yalovets anyway.
- Yeah, no doubt.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.