Yaacov
Person 1: Damn, Yaacov is just the coolest person I've ever met.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish I could be as cool as him.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish I could be as cool as him.
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A drug connoisseur of extremely high caliber, he has the tolerance of Ozzy Osbourne. Though his drug of choice is methamphetamines, he is skilled in all genres of exotic pharmaceuticals. Not to be mistaken for a lowly "dealer", Yacovelli need not distribute the drugs. The drugs distribute Yacovelli.
I was high as Yacovelli last night!
Customer: What was the stamp on those bags?
Dealer: ....Shiiiit, they ain't got no stamp my man, they Yacovelli!
Customer: What was the stamp on those bags?
Dealer: ....Shiiiit, they ain't got no stamp my man, they Yacovelli!
yacovelli by SnowWhiteDrifting June 25, 2016
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Bais Yaakov Girl
Guys that think they're way too cool stereotype them. The stereotype is they're either a Bais Yaakov rebel and are obsessed with boys because they aren't exposed to them or are super yeshivish (pearls and black loafers). What they don't know is that Bais Yaakov girls are way more intelligent and in a conversation would be shocked at the stupidity they feel for being very wrong. Also, Bais Yaakov girls are not as obsessed with them as they'd like to think and they need to calm their egos. Also the more yeshivish ones commonly say things like "not the type" and refer to girls that talk to guys as sketchy.
more yeshivish bais yaakov girl: should we get pizza motzei shabbos?
other yeshivish bais yaakov girl: sooooo not the type, it's so sketchy!
random guy with huge ego: she's hot
other random guy with huge ego: dude, she's a Bais Yaakov Girl
first random guy with huge ego: oh. never mind
other yeshivish bais yaakov girl: sooooo not the type, it's so sketchy!
random guy with huge ego: she's hot
other random guy with huge ego: dude, she's a Bais Yaakov Girl
first random guy with huge ego: oh. never mind
Bais Yaakov Girl by baisyaakovgirls August 1, 2020
yaakov the god
yaakov the god by Yaakov the god February 12, 2019
Yaakov
He is the best man in the world. Is kind of short and always cracking the best jokes. A legend. Is popular with the girls and has multiple girlfriends. All the ladies are crushing on him.
Yaakov by Jeffrey Mcduff April 5, 2018
Yaacoub
(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back
Yaacoub by SimplyTheReal January 26, 2019
Yaacoub
Yaacoub is your friend first. He's good looking, which makes you want him more because he's been so sweet during your friendship, but is the one that wants to wait for anything to happen. He doesn't get angry, but if he's upset, he explains himself calmly to you. He makes sure you're compatible before you start a relationship, instead of rushing into things. Once you're dating, you wont care that he has friends that are girls because you don't have a doubt in your mind that he won't be faithful to you. He'll always answer your call. He'll always be there when you cry, and would do anything to make it better. He loves you with or without makeup and would never look at you differently when you don't have it on. Sex never HAS to happen, unless you want it to and he is always willing to "go down on you" and ask for nothing in return. Once he knows, he will tell you about the future he wants to share with you. He'll always be there to cuddle and play with your hair. And anything you ask, he does, just to see you smile.
Yaacoub is Perfect.
Yaacoub by SimplyTheReal January 10, 2017