Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.
*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
by GD3RD November 30, 2018
Usually the tallest, most alpha male you have ever met. Dick is usually HUGE. Founded Obamacare and became the first black president.
Yacouba: “I have no more campaigns to run.”
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”
ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”
ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS
by GD3RD November 29, 2018