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michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.
*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
by GD3RD November 30, 2018
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YACOUBA

Usually the tallest, most alpha male you have ever met. Dick is usually HUGE. Founded Obamacare and became the first black president.
Yacouba: “I have no more campaigns to run.”
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”

ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS
by GD3RD November 28, 2018
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