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YOUR____ 

* As in:" Your kids", "Your dog",. "Your.

friends",.. Or "Your mother"

Or the dreaded, rarely used( lol)

"Your Wife"
* WHEN you saying They HIS Kids Now.
- BC maybe you cant handle all 7 kid under 10 in public. Safely. Legally. Theres not enough leashes.
Plus last time one got lose.
Legally Now Both parents have to be present any time all 7 go in public AKA wen i leave da 🏠
In other words. You no here. We ALL here. Er day. ALL Dam Day.

LEGALLY u cant leave them Alone.
ESP at a 🏨

How long front desk gun stay quiet?? They 👂from our room 🐩 yapping, 👶#2 bitching , ...HOW Long??
~WE AIN' T @ HOME NIGGA~
You use obnoxious drill ober 20 minutes- They gun be at your door.
They gun hear bby#2 #4 crying.
Why u chose hotel no allow kids

* Used To Remind Someone Of their.

ownership.
( - Dont get impregnated by a man not willing to take KUJO, the rescue dog with PTSD, to training classes (acquired after shelter life~? irrelevant-- BUT it is.
-Strengthens responsibility of said parent, in this scenario.
=" YOUR!!!______"

Be Careful
(Wife calls husband:)
Wife: " Where the fuck are you? You know I got bingo tonight! And tonight we going out for LaKeyShaw' s bday."
Husband: "Didn't ya'll go out last week for LaLockShaw's bday?"
Wife: 👏" Irrelevant."
( long pause)
Wife: " When are you going to be here to babysit YOUR____ dog?"
" Next door neighbors kids still playing kickball in their dam front yard. You want KUJO killing one dem kids?"
( long pause)
Wife: " AND you left hard core industrial work tools/ construction texh. ALL over the backporch. Do You Want Me To Break A Nail? Or a nail to go in KUJO paw?"
( long pause)
( treated)
He home. Im late for pre drinks..i mean bingo nite. But..)
YOUR____ by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022
1. The posessive form of the word "you."

USAGE PROBLEM:
Commonly confused in usage with the word "you're," which is a contraction of the words "you are."
If you misuse the word "your," everyone will know that you're a fucking fucktard.
your by SpeedoMask August 10, 2003
If you're not going to write it properly and you're not going to get a dictionary and you're not going to bother learning how to spell and you're too lazy to care, then write it "YOU ARE"!
Your is not a contraction of you are, just as there or their is not a contraction of they are.
YOUR by Repete456 December 15, 2009
The possessive form of you. Not to be confused with "you're", which is a contraction of you and are, meaning "you are."
I have your book.

Alice: Your dumb.
Bob: My dumb what?
Alice: *brain temporarily stops functioning*
your by Teddy Bear Prime November 1, 2003
Ownership.

Utilized by retards that can't spell properly.
Good: Your typing skills are epic!

Bad: You're typing skills are epic!

Other definition:

XxCODIZEPIKxX: omfg your a noob
Your by TheTankMan May 15, 2013
First grade chimpanzee for "You're"
1> Your an moron.
2> Shut the fuck up you fucking fucktard.
1> Dar?
your by MoonKnight October 10, 2003
How idiots try to spell you're.
Me: Thanks.
Bob: Your welcome.
Me: My what?
Bob: Your welcome.
Me: Idiot.
Your by ChoeChoeTrain May 14, 2010
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