your old
your old by Imadethestupidestdefinition January 6, 2020
Words you can keep
Your old friend blue
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
Your old friend blue by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019
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your old • Your old friend blue • Slap Your Older Twin Day • The best compliment your old man can get • you'll get it when your older • If you want to use your old handle, *click here* • your local old man • How old is your grandpa? • How old is your newspaper? • Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
The best compliment your old man can get
The best compliment your old man can get by Biafra J July 13, 2004
If you want to use your old handle, *click here*
Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."
If you want to use your old handle, *click here* by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
your local old man
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
your local old man
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
How old is your grandpa?
A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
How old is your grandpa? by Schlang April 16, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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