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yeet yourself 

a better way of implying suicide.
“did you hear Kevin passed away? he yeeted himself”
“that’s awful, suicide is such an epidemic”
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go yeet yourself!”
yeet yourself by icyberalex January 29, 2020
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Yeet Yourself 

To commit suicide, but without any of the drama or emotional baggage behind it.
Person a: I tried to yeet myself?

Person b: Oh for real?

Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.

Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.
Yeet Yourself by Count Cumula January 2, 2022

Yeet yourself 

When you want to tell somebody to kill themselves but stay Family-Friendly.
See Kill Yourself
A: I like Roblox
B: Yeet yourself.

YEET yourself off a bridge 

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way
You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??

Yeet yourself out the window day 

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!
"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day 

March 24: You yeet yourself body down the stairs for no god damm reason. It's abbreviation is YYDTSD
It's Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day, so get to the top of the stairs and just jump.

Don't yeet yourself 

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---
"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"
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