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XaVado by Lailaiaaaa February 22, 2021
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XavDog is a massive hotty. I sucked guacomole and salsa of his juicy balls. I loved getting viciously gang banged by him and the amigos. I really want him to tickle my insides with a side of steak.
HE IS THE ALPHA. He doesn't want pussy. He fuels on straight Dick
HE IS THE ALPHA. He doesn't want pussy. He fuels on straight Dick
Xavdog by Jerrythepedofile June 16, 2021
Xanadoo
Noun
A Drug/Alcohol concoction created by comedian Doug Stanhope. The instructions for creating a Xanadoo were first explained by Stanhope on the "The Opie and Anthony Show" sometime in 2007 (or possibly 2008).
A Xanadoo consists of:
Equal parts Xanax and Psychedelic Mushroom caps, ground (usually with a coffee grinder), and poured into Jagermeister shots.
Aside from Stanhope himself and maybe a few unreported cases, the effects of a Xanadoo are largely unknown. Most likely they are (at least) a combination effects from all of its ingredients. I.E. tripping, relaxation, euphoria, blurred vision, and coordination problems.
A Drug/Alcohol concoction created by comedian Doug Stanhope. The instructions for creating a Xanadoo were first explained by Stanhope on the "The Opie and Anthony Show" sometime in 2007 (or possibly 2008).
A Xanadoo consists of:
Equal parts Xanax and Psychedelic Mushroom caps, ground (usually with a coffee grinder), and poured into Jagermeister shots.
Aside from Stanhope himself and maybe a few unreported cases, the effects of a Xanadoo are largely unknown. Most likely they are (at least) a combination effects from all of its ingredients. I.E. tripping, relaxation, euphoria, blurred vision, and coordination problems.
ThePersonWhoTalks1: What's a Xanadoo?
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Did you even read the definition?
ThePersonWhoTalks1: No.
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, fag.
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ThePersonWhoTalks3: Never consume a Xanadoo.
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ThePersonWhoTalks4: Yo bro! You wanna try a Xanadoo?
ThePersonWhoTalks5: DUDE, TOTALLY!!1!!1
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Did you even read the definition?
ThePersonWhoTalks1: No.
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, fag.
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ThePersonWhoTalks3: Never consume a Xanadoo.
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ThePersonWhoTalks4: Yo bro! You wanna try a Xanadoo?
ThePersonWhoTalks5: DUDE, TOTALLY!!1!!1
Xanadoo by TheyAin'tNobody August 31, 2010
xalvador
he is my xalvador
xalvador
The man who lives with you but never realizes what really is happening till now. He is willing to change your life for the better.
He is my xalvador
xalvador by Xalvador din September 6, 2018
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