The nicest, most respectful guy you will ever meet. Super smart. He will always try to make you smile and you find yourself always wanting to be around him. He always tries his best in everything especially when trying to make others happy, just because he's an amazing person like that. He has many admirers but doesn't know it. He is also super trustworthy and kind to others. If you're lucky enough to be with a Xabi don't let him go.
Girl 1: Wait who do you like?
Girl 2: I like Xabi
Girl 1: Omg wait me too
A person that will always put a smile on your face make you happy in the saddest times. He also listens during the hard times. Overall an amazing person to has as a friends although does strange sports.
“I’m so sad”
“Go talk to Xabier he willcheer you up”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!