X lax

the stuff that makes you crap almost instantly

Put some X lax on your boss' coffee!

by Ryan "Homie G" October 5, 2003

x lax

ex lax, a generic term for a popular stimulant laxative

It's not a good idea to rely on x lax too much.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2011

X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.

The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.

by starklawyer January 1, 2020

smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

Peter x Laxman

laxman: Did you see this new ship?

Peter: YES BBY XOXOXOXOXOXO

laxman: SURE BBBY HDAGKFDUGFRHLIDGKBKUS

Peter x laxman a joke ship /hj

by UR MOM LOVER 69 420 August 25, 2022

LA-X

(Liquid Acid and Ecstasy) When one is under the influence of both liquid acid (lysergic acid diethylamide) and ecstasy (MDMA)

Person 1:"Yo man I'm going on a trip tonight."
Person 2:"Are you going to be landing in LA-X."
Person 1:"Well, I certainly hope so."

by wingedunicorn November 2, 2009

xlax

somthing that duncun doughnuts puts in there food.

yo man i have to shit because of this damn xlax!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003