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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Related Words
(Adj.)

1) When you believe you are doing great things and all those around you approve of your actions but in reality, the world is burning, and people really dislike you.

2) (of a person) having or showing the weaknesses or diseases of old age, especially a loss of mental faculties.
Voters of Ontario, Canada will no longer cope with their wynning premier. With record low approval ratings in 2017, her supporters are now wynning too.
wynning by Lame-Goat-But-I-Vote September 13, 2017
to complain in a childish fashion by questioning the cause or reason for which something occurred
A: "Why are we here? Why are we doing this? Why can't we go home?"
B: "Stop whyning!"
Whyning by Vint February 28, 2009
A sexy Caribbean dance performed by women. Much better than twerking.
Rihanna was wining to T pain for Usain Bolt
wining by jufrang November 22, 2013
man u were wyling at that party
wyling by leo buso December 21, 2007

lil-wayning 

(verb) for guys to wear extremely tight skinny jeans and sag them way below cheek (butt cheek) in the style of Dwayne Michael Carter Jr otherwise known as Lil Wayne
Tyler couldnt find any other pants so he is lil-wayning a pair of his little sisters size zero american eagle jeans