Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

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wumplestomper

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.

"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"

wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008

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wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

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Humphers Wumphers

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.

Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers

Humphers Wumphers by Head of Word Making Council January 23, 2011

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wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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