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"little red riding hood was carrying her food inside a wumpler."
wumpler by abe Carrol July 25, 2004
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That dude is such a wumpler, he just wumpled Mrs. Sampson.
Wumpler by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.
"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"
wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008
A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.
Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!
wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Humphers Wumphers 

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.
Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers
A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.
*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!
wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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