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Wallsack Wolly Wumper 

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.
Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

willy wumper

an incredibly lengthy and fat penis.
Belinda: So, how big was his...you know? (giggles)

Sue: Christ, he had a real willy wumper, like a jumbo Ballpark Hotdog!

fub wumper 

some one who screws FUP's
I fub wumped that fat chick
fub wumper by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

The wumper 

The wumper is that one little faggot at school that is extremely annoying that no one beats up.
The wumper by Thebigpp November 19, 2019
An obtuse extremity characterized by large people. It appears most commonly on obese men with extremely large skin flaps. They may look like wings or back boobs, but can appear on the legs or underneath the arms.
Did you see the people on the People of Walmart photos with the large wumpers? They looked like wings

Dude, that guy has wumpers the size of The White House! He pretty much needs a back bra.
wumper by zugbug November 3, 2013
A big sexy gay oily man with vary high sex appeal
HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? HES A TOTAL WUMPER.
Wumper by Tyuiiokjkkkk May 13, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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