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wifeish
wifeish by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014
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wifeing championships
1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.
2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.
The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.
The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
wifeing championships by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010
wifeism
A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.
It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.
The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."
Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.
The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."
Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.
I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
Wufe
A great source of energy. When given the power of wufe, it may be used in any context. Receiving the power of wufe will infact result in crying, spontaneous compustion, falling continuously, or in fact nothing will happen. Wufe is amazing
What the wufe?
Would you give me a wufe?
Will you exchange wufes?
Oh, wufe!!
So, then we will go to the wufe, and then, you know, wufe.
Would you give me a wufe?
Will you exchange wufes?
Oh, wufe!!
So, then we will go to the wufe, and then, you know, wufe.
Wufe by Wufemasterflash June 23, 2011
Wufie
Wufie by leadercobra May 3, 2009
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