Wtfbus 

The Wtfbus, is like the Stfu truck, and the legendary "FailBoat". It is said normally in place of "Z0mgwtfh4xbbq" thus to save time. It is roughly as long as the "Shortbus" but three inches longer so people don't mix the two up. It can be found in the southern parts of New-Mexico, riding high on the roads of "WtfLane". Do not confuse this with the STFUhighway, or the FailLake.

Fred: I r kan hazez da bucket?

Eric: WTfBUS?

Fred: :D

Wtfbus by Anti Bit August 2, 2009

wtfbull 

A new yet unknown phenomena. When a person (usually a lolcow) posted something that was very serious in an extreme manner, the flamming/trolling against these types of people immediately stops and he or she becomes a wtfbull for the rest of their lives. Unlike lolcows, wtfbulls grows an amount of wtf and lose (similar to how a bull grows its horns). Due to this, the said person can cause you to go insane.

Do not approach them, avoid them at all cost and run for your life because you may get hurt by their "wtf" horns.

( )
|___|
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | WTF ||
* ||----||
^ ^

Run! This lolcow is now a wtfbull, run as fast as your can!

wtfbull by TheDickSwordz December 22, 2021

WTFbuttercup 

(1)To have a large quantity of individual flavored butter cups that have suddenly exploded in the oven while they were baking.

(2)A remark made by hookers after a very sexual encounter with a giraffe.
(3)A compliment made by horny teenagers to encourage their male/female companion to anal themselves with a spoon.
(4)The process of pissing yourself in front of a cow.

(1)I was in the effort of making a batch of butter cups, when they suddenly WTFbuttercup.
(2)Quoted by Justin Beiber - "Oh my, that was the most interesting WTFbuttercup I have ever had! That was so yummy! But you owe me 50 bucks for it."
(3)C'mon hunny bunny, if you WTFbuttercup, I'll give you a Portugese breakfast tomorrow morning!
(4)Aw man, I WTFbuttercupp(ed).

WTFbuttercup by aaroneatsbabies June 6, 2010

WTFRUS 

WTFRUS is an abreviation of "What The Fuck, R U Stupid?".

Usually used in the form of a question.

(pronounced "wut-tuh-fruss")

Bill - "I'm off to buy an Xbox 360"
Joe - "WTFRUS? PS3 is way better!"
Bill - "STFU hoe"

WTFRUS by Leinad Trawets December 23, 2008

wtfbshax 

omg - Oh my god
bs - Bull shit
hax (h4x) - to hack into something, or to be able to do something that someone cannot understand.

you are playing your fav multiplayer shoot-em-up, you've just gone around a corner, and then your friend blows the fuck out of your head without you even seing him. You would then shout "What the fuck bull shit hax!"

wtfbshax by ChoW-MeiN June 1, 2004

WTFaust 

A forum use of the classic WTF, but in reference to the German Pazerfaust of WWII, which was very strange and dangerous to American G.I.'s in its day. Generally a pointless yet humorous use of the word "faust", often used when "fuck" is either not strong or powerful enough to convey the emotions present in the statement.

Tyler - I just had a drunken, middle-aged woman tackle me and try to do me at a 2-year-old's birthday party.

Joe - WTFaust?!

WTFaust by Tyler Thompson April 25, 2006

wtfrusmkn 

wtfrusmkn is a abbreviated word for what the fuck are you smoking?
it is generally used if somone is shocked at somone else because of out bursts of randomness

brod:i was playin world of warcraft yesterday and this level 13 punk thought he could take me on cause im level 28 but then i used level up potion and defeated him
me:wtfrusmkn?!?!

wtfrusmkn by ya mum hee hee August 14, 2008