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An common internet abbreviation for "What the fuck are you doing???"
Walsh: "Dude, Bruce is hitting on twelve-year olds again."
Dave: "Bruce, WTFRUD???"
WTFRUD by SoyTuPapa January 20, 2009
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wtfruwa? 

Can be used in multiple forms of the human language
eg1) Person 1: Hey! Wtfruwa?
Person 2: Keira Knightly
Person 1: Sweet...

eg2) (Instead of "What the hell are you on about?")
Person 1: I am a bannana
Person 2: Wtfruwa?

eg3) (As a form of "Whats up?")
Person 1: Hey, wtfruwa?
Person 2: Not much
wtfruwa? by Pineapple Man September 19, 2006
person 1 (sends person 2 a text): 'wtfru??'
person 2(replies): sry i'm running rlly l8!!
wtfru by cwistian4lyf October 21, 2008
The Wtfbus, is like the Stfu truck, and the legendary "FailBoat". It is said normally in place of "Z0mgwtfh4xbbq" thus to save time. It is roughly as long as the "Shortbus" but three inches longer so people don't mix the two up. It can be found in the southern parts of New-Mexico, riding high on the roads of "WtfLane". Do not confuse this with the STFUhighway, or the FailLake.
Fred: I r kan hazez da bucket?

Eric: WTfBUS?

Fred: :D
Wtfbus by Anti Bit August 2, 2009

wtfru doin

Robby tried to pinch Jenna's tight ass. Then Jenna shrieked out, "WTFRU DOIN??!!"
wtfru doin by Melissa (MAB) October 28, 2007
Pat: Did see all those pretty sounds?

Mary J: WTFRUON?
wtfruon by notanoob92 March 20, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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