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Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018
the most beautiful ship existed in kpop world. started with their crossed sign in produce x 101 until their farewell hit. even their company ships them. weishin has this ex-culture as their behavior. weishin, they shine.

"thank you for coming into my life, i love you."
"me too, me too."
"You know weishin?"
"Oh, you mean heartbreak?"
weishin by meong February 1, 2020

Nigger Wishing 

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.
Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.
Nigger Wishing by Boomer58 August 4, 2009

Wishing Tree 

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.
"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")
Wishing Tree by Krandell October 23, 2006

Tennessee Wishing Well 

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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