Wressex

horned up couple jumps into bed intending to perform body-and-mind-blowing, game-changing, record-breaking sex. due to mood swings the whole endeavor turns into a wrestling match.

The Wressex.

The Valet cheap-shot the hulking up lucha libre in a dusty finish. Even though her ring rust led to blading and submission in a three count, he could not avoid a stiff screwjob.

by Krkič January 13, 2020

Wessex Water

To have a massive shit.

I just Wessex Watered that bog!

by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011

Wessex

A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart

Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart

by JBig J April 26, 2022

Wressell

Refers to an awesome group of people lead by the awesome-est of awesome Don

Wow those kids are awesome....They must be Wressells

by Jebis crust June 16, 2011

kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks

The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.

by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020

Wessexing

When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight

See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!

by Yatmonster March 9, 2009

kings of wessex

the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.

going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself

by User84702757294 December 20, 2020