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horned up couple jumps into bed intending to perform body-and-mind-blowing, game-changing, record-breaking sex. due to mood swings the whole endeavor turns into a wrestling match.
The Wressex.

The Valet cheap-shot the hulking up lucha libre in a dusty finish. Even though her ring rust led to blading and submission in a three count, he could not avoid a stiff screwjob.
Wressex by Krkič January 13, 2020
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Wessex Water 

To have a massive shit.
I just Wessex Watered that bog!
Wessex Water by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011
A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
Wessex by JBig J April 26, 2022

Wressell 

Refers to an awesome group of people lead by the awesome-est of awesome Don
Wow those kids are awesome....They must be Wressells
Wressell by Jebis crust June 16, 2011

kings of wessex 

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
kings of wessex by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020

Wessexing 

When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
Wessexing by Yatmonster March 9, 2009

kings of wessex 

the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.
going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself
kings of wessex by User84702757294 December 20, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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