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Wrappaging 

The perfect blend of packaging and wrapping for the ultimate parcel wrap experience!

Created by the ingenious inventor, Tahlia, this is a earth shattering life changing discovery
Wow, I brung some wrappaging
Wrappaging by OG_Karen February 4, 2020

Wrapping Tulips 

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.
Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?
Wrapping Tulips by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

redneck wrapping paper 

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

wrapping presents 

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

Double Wrapping 

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.

Straddle Wrapping 

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
Straddle Wrapping by Izaacus July 5, 2018