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(n) Any human male with a collection of dilated blood vessels in his scrotum (see: varicocele, a condition which may interfere with fertility) who is otherwise extremely sexually and intellectually desirable.
I went out with that guy I met through Craiglist last night, turns out he's a wormbag! Hopefully that means he's never knocked anyone up.
Wormbag by The____Liz February 4, 2010
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noun: The characteristic property of containing many worms.
The rain drowned all the worms in your garden and now it's lacking in wormage.

I just bought some night crawlers for our fishing trip; total wormage!
wormage by Chief Hawks April 3, 2011
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wormback 

A black mans back thats has been whipped and the scars look like worms.
Hit that wormback harder!!
wormback by anobis April 11, 2007
Most everything you see/read in a blog. Cross between "Words" and "Garbage".
"We need new content, so post some new worbage."
worbage by BkSeal November 16, 2007

worm bag 

when someone is fucking and just when they are gonna ejaculate, they pinch their dick and all of the cum is still on the tip.

once u let go, it spills
my worm bag will spill any second, give me a cup.
worm bag by nasty shit November 23, 2004

wormbaby 

A message board for Invader ZIM fans, which had many more kid fans, and less intelligent people than Room With a Moose. It's gone now, too bad.
wormbaby by g5 September 22, 2003
The act of word-worming rather than book worming. The digestion of language rather than typical ingestion. Wormers compose fresh worldly word material directly from the ethers.
Wow, this morning I woke up from dreaming full of (wormage). I had to excrete immediately, grabbed my pen and wrote five new words that came from nowhere somewhere.
wormage by Star Blazer July 15, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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