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New world order 

The new world/new normal/new order some people try to tell everyone they are living in is what the New world order is trying to establish, and if people allow it instead of wake up and fight, that is what they will end up with.
The New world order is what happens when people are encouraged to forget the way things were and the way people were. There wasn't really much of an order until the New world world order came along trying to establish a new one and disturb everyone's peace.

new world order 

A conspiracy involving very rich and powerful people plotting mass population reduction (80%+) and a one world government. See NWO.
"There is a chance, for the President of the United States (George W. Bush), to use this disaster, to carry out what his father-, a phrase his father used I think only once and hasn't been used since and this is a New World Order" - Gary Hart on September 12, 2001 The day right after the twin towers fell
new world order by anonymous December 19, 2003

New World Order 

Welcome to "Build A Burger" Can I take you're New World Order?
New World Order by Maxson June 25, 2008

gnu world order 

the state a man is in after a totally messed up role-play session with a woman where he dresses up like a lion and she as a gnu or wildebeest. After their sexual game is taken outside, he loses track of her and finally notices the "wounded" wildebeest "struggling" beneath a tree. He stalks then pounces, gnawing playfully on the neck and back. Then he begins to have sex with the "helpless animal" until he ultimately climaxes and the "gnu" becomes completely motionless. Then he looks up and there- in costume- is his partner, aghast. It is then that he realizes he has just humped an actual wounded wildebeest and the last thing it felt before it died was his own shimmering orgasm. His woman calls him a sick fuck and tells everyone she knows. He is shunned from society, while she- in her wildebeest costume- is treated like the gnu girl in town. She becomes a celebrity and is welcomed everywhere, which really sucks because she is the one who suggested the role-play idea in the first place. But that is the gnu world order.
Jules always asks for three words of English from any dead wildebeest before he has sex with it. He doesn't want any part of the gnu world order.
gnu world order by theinstigator January 1, 2014

new world order shadow elites 

The new world order is real and they are wealthy elites plotting world domination and the destruction of civilization they also want "population control" which is a fancy way of saying genocide. see also new world order Illuminati Freemasons Billderberg Group Globalism And Population Control. also agenda 21 and depopulation.
When the new world order comes we will be either dead or enslaved by the new world order shadow elites.

Old World Order 

It is often claimed that neocons, Freemasons, various powerful secret societies etc are conspiring to create a New World Order - a one-world oppressive government, supposedly. In fact the groups mentioned constitute the Old World Order and their agenda is to keep extending their existing political and economic model that has served them so well for so long. There is absolutely nothing new about it. "Globalisation" is their key word. That is their code for complete OWO control of the world. When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown talks of "the birth pangs of a new global order," he is referring to the political and economic domination of the whole world by the OWO.

"New World Order" is a misnomer unless used in the context defined by the Illuminati. A New World Order means a new political, economic and religious configuration of the world. It does not mean an existing model simply extended further. A New World Order is precisely that - something never seen before. It is the gateway to a greater and nobler humanity.

The Old World Order's plan is not mysterious or strange. It is the simplest one imaginable, and it is tacitly supported by many people who claim to oppose the Old World Order. It is this: how do I ensure that my family is more successful than other families? As soon as you let that thought enter your head you are damned. It is the gospel of the Old World Order, their morality, their path to "salvation
Imagine a hereditary monarchy with executive power. That's what the Old World Order seek. They dream of dynastic marriages. Imagine a future where the Prince of America marries the Princess of China. That's what's coming if the Old World Order achieves its full ambition.

Dude 1: Why are you listening to that music man? Thats that Illuminati and New World Order shit

Dude 2: You fear the NWO, but its the OWO, that makes you fear what does not need to be feared. It's just music. Do your research
Old World Order by Gnosticuss January 4, 2013
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