Workwhack

A workday masturbation break to relax and relieve stress.

Hey, did anyone see Howie? He’s been gone for 10 minutes.

Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.

by Urbandictress June 5, 2018

Workjacked

This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either
a. claims the credit for the work accomplished
b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason
c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate

This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter

Short: WJ

The boss just workjacked my entire presentation that I worked on for two weeks on how to improve customer satisfaction.

or

That dude just WJ'd your project...

by Realworkterms November 1, 2012

Woodwhack

The Woodwhack is a legend that came from the North East of Quebec. Unknown creature living mostly in the heavy wooded areas, it reaches 7 feet high in it's adulthood. It mostly lives of other mammals(Mooses,foxes,coyotes,etc..) but can survive of small critters as well. It has been sighted more than once however never confirmed. It's current number is unknown but is estimated around several hundreds. Theorists tend to believe to it might be related to a sub-specie of wolverines though further studies are required.

We seen the Woodwhack yeterday.

by Caucau March 24, 2013

workstack

List of numbers that do not reflect reality

"have you seen my workstack this week? I'm being asked to work 25 hours a day."

by workstacker February 14, 2018

workhank

douche bag worker.. almost always the guy with a pencil protector

dude you see hank, what the hell man, he's a huge workhank

by mostly man- April 21, 2011

workwrecker

When your wife/husband or boyfriend/girlfriend gets a job at your place of business and screws your work life up. Making it hard to flirt and have work wives.

My boyfriend just started his job at my office and now I can't flirt with my work husbands, he is such a workwrecker.
work wife work husband

by MsHbomb June 5, 2014

Workpacker

A workpacker is a backpacker tourist who carries laptops and other internet enabled mobile devices so they could do work while on vacation.

During my recent visit to a resort location, I found that more than half of the visitors were "workpackers" (I must admit it was ugly to see so many people gazing at their laptop screens sitting in open areas, in a beach resort! Then, I looked at myself - I was no different!).

by BabuGeorge May 6, 2019