When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:
1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning
Not a pleasant sight.
1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning
Not a pleasant sight.
Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.
by Urbandictress October 09, 2015
When a woman is sitting on the toilet, urinating, and a man puts his penis in her mouth expecting fellatio.
After drinking a great deal of beer Veronica was looking forward to a good pee when suddenly her boyfriend coaxed his cock into her mouth. She was NOT in the mood for a pishkin!
by Urbandictress January 22, 2014
Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.
by Urbandictress August 24, 2015
Hey, did anyone see Howie? He’s been gone for 10 minutes.
Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.
Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.
by Urbandictress May 12, 2018
Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning?
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.
by Urbandictress October 08, 2015