winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.

Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.

by Urbandictress October 09, 2015

Pishkin

When a woman is sitting on the toilet, urinating, and a man puts his penis in her mouth expecting fellatio.

After drinking a great deal of beer Veronica was looking forward to a good pee when suddenly her boyfriend coaxed his cock into her mouth. She was NOT in the mood for a pishkin!

by Urbandictress January 22, 2014

Workwhack

A workday masturbation break to relax and relieve stress.

Hey, did anyone see Howie? He’s been gone for 10 minutes.

Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.

by Urbandictress May 12, 2018

Bloadkill

When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.

Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.

by Urbandictress August 24, 2015

Covered in Skank

When a woman stay up all night drinkin and sexxin and goes to work the next day without showering.

Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning?
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.

by Urbandictress October 08, 2015