Bloadkill

When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.

Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.

by Urbandictress October 5, 2015

Workwhack

A workday masturbation break to relax and relieve stress.

Hey, did anyone see Howie? He’s been gone for 10 minutes.

Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.

by Urbandictress June 5, 2018

Covered in Skank

When a woman stay up all night drinkin and sexxin and goes to work the next day without showering.

Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning?
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.

by Urbandictress November 25, 2015

winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.

Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.

by Urbandictress November 28, 2015

Pishkin

When a woman is sitting on the toilet, urinating, and a man puts his penis in her mouth expecting fellatio.

After drinking a great deal of beer Veronica was looking forward to a good pee when suddenly her boyfriend coaxed his cock into her mouth. She was NOT in the mood for a pishkin!

by Urbandictress January 22, 2014