Wopson
I am a wopson.
Wopson by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003
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wosson
A very popular word throughout the westcountry area of the UK, especially Cornwall. Wosson is the westcountry equivalent to what's up and is coupling of the two words - "what's on". It is usually asked as a question to find out one or all of the following;
1. What are you doing?
2. What have you been doing?
3. What are you going to be doing?
4. How are you?
The most polite answer you can possibly give to a cornish person asking this question is;
"Not much, wosson on with you?"
This implies the person asking the question has more important things going on in his/her life than you have, and copious amounts of tea should be drunk (or local ale) until these important things are discussed.
1. What are you doing?
2. What have you been doing?
3. What are you going to be doing?
4. How are you?
The most polite answer you can possibly give to a cornish person asking this question is;
"Not much, wosson on with you?"
This implies the person asking the question has more important things going on in his/her life than you have, and copious amounts of tea should be drunk (or local ale) until these important things are discussed.
Example 1
Denzel: "Wosson Janner?"
Janner: "Not much, wosson with you?"
Denzel: "Not much Janner, wosson with you?"
Janner: "Not much Den, wosson with you?"
etc, etc, etc, Denzel & Janner are very good mates & neither want to seem more important than the other.
Example 2
Jethro: "Wosson on Gyp?"
Gyp: "Just nipping down Barnies for a pasty, you want anything?"
Jethro: "'Ang on a minute an' i'll come with 'ee!"
Gyp: "Proper Job!"
Example 3
Boysie: "Wosson maid?"
Gabby: "Not much, still trying to get over the xmas hangover!"
Boysie: "But that was 6 months ago Gab, what the bloody hell's wrong with you?"
Gabby: "I know, i'm such a girl! Anyway, wosson with you?"
Denzel: "Wosson Janner?"
Janner: "Not much, wosson with you?"
Denzel: "Not much Janner, wosson with you?"
Janner: "Not much Den, wosson with you?"
etc, etc, etc, Denzel & Janner are very good mates & neither want to seem more important than the other.
Example 2
Jethro: "Wosson on Gyp?"
Gyp: "Just nipping down Barnies for a pasty, you want anything?"
Jethro: "'Ang on a minute an' i'll come with 'ee!"
Gyp: "Proper Job!"
Example 3
Boysie: "Wosson maid?"
Gabby: "Not much, still trying to get over the xmas hangover!"
Boysie: "But that was 6 months ago Gab, what the bloody hell's wrong with you?"
Gabby: "I know, i'm such a girl! Anyway, wosson with you?"
wosson by clusterfukr January 4, 2010
Woponese
It's Jimmy Wopo's mixtape and nothing else should be accepted as the definition. This is the only right definition. RIP
Woponese by MattOx'sBurner May 8, 2021
Wopsing
To flail about food, often while on an eating utensil, in a manner in which pieces of food or crumbs would be thrown about.
Wopsing by DowneastBoopBoops March 27, 2022
Wosson Shag?
Wosson Shag? by RealLifeCinderella January 18, 2010
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