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a young man who is very big douche. he is a juice monkey and thinks he is a mini arnold schwartzanegar. a woison gets no snapper, he must either prey on drunk college freshman or scare a girl into his bed. a woison never takes both hands of the stick and has zero talent, but he does love his traps.
dude your a woison you beter put on the work boots if you are gonna get laid tonight.

in the gym: " yaa woison, yaa" in a norwegian accent preferably.
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A very popular word throughout the westcountry area of the UK, especially Cornwall. Wosson is the westcountry equivalent to what's up and is coupling of the two words - "what's on". It is usually asked as a question to find out one or all of the following;

1. What are you doing?
2. What have you been doing?
3. What are you going to be doing?
4. How are you?

The most polite answer you can possibly give to a cornish person asking this question is;

"Not much, wosson on with you?"

This implies the person asking the question has more important things going on in his/her life than you have, and copious amounts of tea should be drunk (or local ale) until these important things are discussed.
Example 1
Denzel: "Wosson Janner?"
Janner: "Not much, wosson with you?"
Denzel: "Not much Janner, wosson with you?"
Janner: "Not much Den, wosson with you?"
etc, etc, etc, Denzel & Janner are very good mates & neither want to seem more important than the other.

Example 2
Jethro: "Wosson on Gyp?"
Gyp: "Just nipping down Barnies for a pasty, you want anything?"
Jethro: "'Ang on a minute an' i'll come with 'ee!"
Gyp: "Proper Job!"

Example 3
Boysie: "Wosson maid?"
Gabby: "Not much, still trying to get over the xmas hangover!"
Boysie: "But that was 6 months ago Gab, what the bloody hell's wrong with you?"
Gabby: "I know, i'm such a girl! Anyway, wosson with you?"
wosson by clusterfukr January 4, 2010
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Wisonsin Pancake 

A act of taking a solid shit on your partners chest and then proceeding to sit on said shit and moving in a rotating motion to form a flat pancake-like turd.
I had to go to store to buy an extra roll of toilet paper because i had a wisonsin pancake with Keith last night.
Wisonsin Pancake by PANCAKE June 6, 2014
One who likes italian goods
I am a wopson.
The perfect guy. If you find a man named Wison. Don't let him go. He will treat you like a woman of gold. He loves women and may attract many of them, but he will stay loyal to you. If you treat him right, you will have him for life. He will take care of you, adore you and love you. He is the life of the party. He will dress to the nines and dance all night with you. He will make you laugh and act silly with you when he really likes you. He is strong and has alot of pride and his heart is loving and gentle. He is sensitive and a romantic man. Expect him to buy you flowers, mostly roses to match his love and hot passion for you. He is a man that must be respected, so be careful. If you mistreat him, he could vanish and by the time you have reflected on your mistake, he could be gone forever. So take him very seriously. Wison is a spiritual man and loves God. He is a lover and a fighter. He is honest and trustworthy. He treats everyone with respect and as equals. He is a hard worker but a smart worker. A boss man. An entrepreneur. He travels alot. He makes plans and executes them. He is successful and smart. Money, wealth, opportunites, and success flocks to him. He is a winner.
I just need a Wison in my life to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok.
Wison by Honeysweetbee August 10, 2021

Wosson Shag? 

Asking how a person or group of people are. How are you mate?
Person 1: "Hey mate."
Person 2: " Wosson Shag? "
Person 1: "Nothing much; standard."
Wosson Shag? by RealLifeCinderella January 18, 2010

wisoning 

to chill with your friends only to be stopped by your girlfriend and be dragged away kicking and screaming.
I was wisoning it up... at least i was till my bitch came along X(
wisoning by Xstr[e]et-16X September 15, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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