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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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its "wooo" and "wowzers" combined -the word was made by my bestie fred fjsjnre
woozers
woozers by gay__toothbrush October 26, 2022
this is a Wigger who is like peter pan, gettin younger as they age.likes his BMW and lives in the ghetto. loves pikey gold, school girls and his weekend band "girls aloud"
all woolners are doodle pads, with more tattoos than skin
look at all that pikey gold he's such a Woolner
woolner by pinkyandperky October 8, 2006
A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.
He is such a Wooner, i will not talk to him because he is unpleasant and friendless.
Wooner by Nigel Wonner February 11, 2009
(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane
Diane is a f***ing woozer
woozer by NIK April 18, 2005
A term used for opiate based pills including, 500mgs, norcos, morphine pills, oxycontin, dilaudid. As you take one or many of these pills you will feel very woozy
WOW HOW MANY WOOZERS ARE YOU ON G.
Woozers by TwonHalfWoozers December 1, 2011