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Coobage Pooch Wooner
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
woolner
this is a Wigger who is like peter pan, gettin younger as they age.likes his BMW and lives in the ghetto. loves pikey gold, school girls and his weekend band "girls aloud"
all woolners are doodle pads, with more tattoos than skin
all woolners are doodle pads, with more tattoos than skin
woolner by pinkyandperky October 8, 2006
Wooner
A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.
Wooner by Nigel Wonner February 11, 2009
Woozers
A term used for opiate based pills including, 500mgs, norcos, morphine pills, oxycontin, dilaudid. As you take one or many of these pills you will feel very woozy
Woozers by TwonHalfWoozers December 1, 2011
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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