woolner

this is a Wigger who is like peter pan, gettin younger as they age.likes his BMW and lives in the ghetto. loves pikey gold, school girls and his weekend band "girls aloud"
all woolners are doodle pads, with more tattoos than skin

look at all that pikey gold he's such a Woolner

woolner by pinkyandperky October 8, 2006

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Woolner

A trustafarian, who is well into green shit and saving the planet. Also, enjoys flying around the world and poking poor people with sticks. Enjoys the taste of their own farts

talleyballyho rupert! will i be seeing you in verbier this winter, i've got some of that funky beat music we can mash to, i am such a woolner!

Woolner by douchebagexpress1234 October 22, 2010

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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

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wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004

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Wooljerk

Employees of Woolworths supermarkets in green sworn to serve the crown

Every time that Wooljerk has a problem my tyres go flat

Wooljerk by too bad shallow hal July 27, 2021

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Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

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Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

Woolery left Wheel by John 2006 July 24, 2008

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