A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.
by Nigel Wonner February 12, 2009
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
by Coobage February 11, 2010