Wooner

A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.
He is such a Wooner, i will not talk to him because he is unpleasant and friendless.
by Nigel Wonner February 12, 2009
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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
by Coobage February 11, 2010
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