woozers
by gay__toothbrush October 26, 2022
(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane
by NIK April 19, 2005
A term used for opiate based pills including, 500mgs, norcos, morphine pills, oxycontin, dilaudid. As you take one or many of these pills you will feel very woozy
by TwonHalfWoozers June 9, 2011
1a cooler and funkier way of the word loser.2a guy that CONFUSES people and assumes that people would automatically know what he meant by "2:00".3The person that lost the art pad battle because he sucks balls!
4Word developed wen a funky fresh chick named Diane, made a typo and combine weezer and loser together..because she loves woozer and thinks of them 24/7..but was trying to dis somone and out came woozer!
4Word developed wen a funky fresh chick named Diane, made a typo and combine weezer and loser together..because she loves woozer and thinks of them 24/7..but was trying to dis somone and out came woozer!
by DIANE (: April 21, 2005
a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama
by Matt February 17, 2004
Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Their interruptions often result in NOGAF silence.
Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!
Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD
Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?
Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! woozer at 3 o'clock!
Woozer: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!
Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD
Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?
Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! woozer at 3 o'clock!
Woozer: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!
Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
by lalo3 May 18, 2012
Someone that is constantly being amazed by feeling or witnessing something while high as a motherfucker. Some say being a woozer is a way of life...
Sober Tim: What the fuck is wrong with you Wendy?!
Wendy: Do you see what I see? ...I can see the whole life spand of that tree, very emotional I would say
Todd: Wow Wendy you sure are a woozer... What else can you see?
Wendy: I can see that Tim is in need of a blunt, he needs to become "woozed" for once.
Todd: Or he can just go to @woozer_effect on instagram
Sober Tim: Oh my lord
Wendy: Do you see what I see? ...I can see the whole life spand of that tree, very emotional I would say
Todd: Wow Wendy you sure are a woozer... What else can you see?
Wendy: I can see that Tim is in need of a blunt, he needs to become "woozed" for once.
Todd: Or he can just go to @woozer_effect on instagram
Sober Tim: Oh my lord
by woozer_effect September 19, 2017