Woolworths 

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.

"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"

Woolworths by Worker 145,001 September 21, 2005

woolworths 

One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.

"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"

"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"

woolworths by Doust February 8, 2008

Woolworths 

n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.

Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.

Woolworths by Christopher J. Bradley May 5, 2003

Woolworths 

The poor man's Coles

Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"

Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"

Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"

Steve: "Fair Enough"

Woolworths by thtis9900 November 18, 2007

Woolworths 

Woolworths meaning 'well worth it' in ye old essexian language.

'I is woolworths innit blood'

Woolworths by Lee October 8, 2003

Woolworths bladder

Someone who has a weak bladder (ie, has to pee more than is normal) is said to have a Woolworths bladder.
It refers to the fact that object bought from Woolworths are often cheap and shoddy.

Person 1: Is he going to the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, he has such a Woolworths bladder.

Woolworths bladder by Chocolate soymilk October 22, 2008

glenmore park woolworths

An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.

Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"

glenmore park woolworths by Woops 😂 October 20, 2015