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woodworth 

a man's name that refers to him being thick, much like a tree. Similar to saying a man is barrel chested.
That man is a true woodworth
woodworth by Akshui April 27, 2006

Woodworth 

adj-obsessed with one's own appearance

noun- a person obsessed with themselves, ex. lord farquare
"damn that kid is a Woodworth"

"he only cares about what people think about him, what a woodworth"

"waiting to branch out until the later years of high school, what a woodworth move"
Woodworth by Lord Farquare January 21, 2010

woodworth middle school 

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite
yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.

woodworth, louisiana

located in the "center" of louisiana called cela (central louisiana) one of the most boring towns ever! and a speed trap
your going through woodworth, louisiana?!?! gosh such a speed trap!

Salty Woodworth 

The action of being pounded in the mouth with something salty. Stress is on the pounding action... in the mouth. Such said objects are meant to be sexual in nature but can include other salty products such as schnitzels, sausages, pretzels, etc.
Man that was a good pretzel rod, but my craving would be much more satisfied with a Salty Woodworth.
Salty Woodworth by zzzodd March 24, 2009

Matthew Augustus Woodworth 

A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.
Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth
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