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wood duck 

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,
"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"
wood duck by Cassar November 16, 2006
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wood duck 

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!
wood duck by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Wood duck 

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
Wood duck by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013

Wood Duck 

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Wood Duck by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

woodduck 

A person who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.
Imagine a wooden duck . . . What do they do? Nothing! What will they be when they grow up? Nothing!

Rosey is a "woodduck"!
woodduck by Rick October 24, 2003

woodducksville 

town or place with poor reputation, usually infested with people who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.
Oh him, he lives in woodducksville
woodducksville by Scrapp May 11, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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