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wood duck 

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!
wood duck by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Wood duck 

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
Wood duck by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013

Wood Duck 

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Wood Duck by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

woodduck 

A person who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.
Imagine a wooden duck . . . What do they do? Nothing! What will they be when they grow up? Nothing!

Rosey is a "woodduck"!
woodduck by Rick October 24, 2003

woodducksville 

town or place with poor reputation, usually infested with people who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.
Oh him, he lives in woodducksville
woodducksville by Scrapp May 11, 2004
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