woodduck 

A person who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.

Imagine a wooden duck . . . What do they do? Nothing! What will they be when they grow up? Nothing!

Rosey is a "woodduck"!

woodduck by Rick October 24, 2003

wood duck 

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,

"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"

wood duck by Cassar November 16, 2006

Woodfuck 

Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.

That woodfuck is going to be gone for another seven hundred hours.

Woodfuck by TheDeadmandillon February 14, 2017

wood duck 

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

wood duck by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Wood duck 

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.

Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck

Wood duck by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013

woodducksville 

town or place with poor reputation, usually infested with people who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.

Oh him, he lives in woodducksville

woodducksville by Scrapp May 11, 2004

Woodcuck 

A Woodcuck is essentially a woodchuck that derives sexual pleasure from watching other woodchucks chuck its wood.

Q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him

Woodcuck by SeattleSteveO January 10, 2023