Wood Worm 

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.

The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.

Wood Worm by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Worm Wood 

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

Worm Wood by WWJ September 28, 2008

Señora Woodworm 

A surprise penetration tactic that involves no lubrication natural or otherwise

Guy 1: Man my girl been feelin mad loose latley
Guy2: Well if ya think it should be more difficult try givin her the ol Señora Woodworm

Señora Woodworm by Señora pete October 6, 2023