Wood Worm

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.

The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Worm Wood

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

by WWJ September 28, 2008