wont 

was not

i wont gonna go, but i change my mind. i'm going.

wont by Bubashknov June 27, 2022

wont-shutup-a-saurus 

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).

Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.

wont-shutup-a-saurus by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008

Wont's 

When she won't let you touch her cans at 2nd base, they now are officially called her wont's.

Technically, they may also be called her cannots.

She had a fantastic set of cans, but since they were for seeing only and not touching, he referred to them thereafter as her wont's.

Bobby, who was more Biblical in his understanding, understood the forbidden nature of an upright female's cans and referred to them as her thou-shall-nots.

Wont's by Wyatt Junker January 10, 2012

wont hong 

asian food, asian meal

do you want wont hong for dinner?

wont hong by kjvxy March 4, 2017

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor? 

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.

Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor? by krusont March 7, 2022

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.

Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS by CockSucker9002 November 12, 2018

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021