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Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.
Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.
Tonky Wonky by Mcrb April 6, 2007

Tonky Wonky

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...
Tonky Wonky by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

Wonky Tonk 

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
Wonky Tonk by gdolezal June 15, 2011

Funny Wongy Tongy Time 

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong
I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.

Wanky Tanky 

Fun way of calling someone a wanker
That dude last night was such a wanky tanky

Wonka Tonka 

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
Wonka Tonka by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

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Larpenomics

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