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Tanky-wanky by amrpowershot January 8, 2021
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Wanky Tanky 

Fun way of calling someone a wanker
That dude last night was such a wanky tanky

Thanky Wanky 

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3
Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3
Thanky Wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

thanky wanky 

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.
thanky wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

tank wank 

An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.
Boy 1: Where have you been for the past week?
Boy 2: I was having a tank wank
Boy 1: woah.
tank wank by Joe Iles December 31, 2007

talky-walky

a pedestrian so involved with their cell phone that they are oblivious to the world around them.
the talky-walky dawdling in the crosswalk was run over by the texting driver.
talky-walky by zardozer August 19, 2008

Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
Fish-Tank Wank by Helen Back April 22, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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