I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.
Wongy has roamed the Earth for several Billion years.
Wongy is known for his innate lust for sexual relations with strips of bacon.
He is also known for his senoir management position at 'City Wok' (Chinese pronunciation of 'City Wok': "Shitty Rok")
But recently Wongy has moved over to City Wok Airlines.
"Shitty Rok Airrines".