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Wonky Wong 

An Asian that is not Straight
Lee-"Did you hear how Huang is Gay?"
Tin-"Yeah Huang is a bit of a Wonky Wong"
Wonky Wong by Burnt Slice of Bread January 17, 2022
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ongy wongy 

Somebody who acts like a 5 year old when they are a full grown adult or somebody who is a special weirdo (not disabled)
"Ra you're an ongy wongy you dickass"

Funny Wongy Tongy Time 

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong
I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.
something very cool, funny, random, yay
thats so wongy!!

wongy!!!!!

wongy by kristin October 19, 2003
Wongy has roamed the Earth for several Billion years.

Wongy is known for his innate lust for sexual relations with strips of bacon.

He is also known for his senoir management position at 'City Wok' (Chinese pronunciation of 'City Wok': "Shitty Rok")
But recently Wongy has moved over to City Wok Airlines.
"Shitty Rok Airrines".
Wongy stands outside City Wok waiting for some food scraps.
Wongy by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 11, 2012
Wongy aka Shrike

Complete n00b asshole, complety de-void of talent on WoW.

See n00b
Shrike: Hey guys!
Falk:OMG STFU n00b.
Temper: YEA n00b n00b n00b!!!!111!!2
wongy by Temper May 3, 2005
also.....::::to make something funny, awesome.
lets wong it up!!!

its gonna be wongy!!
wongy by kristin October 19, 2003
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