Wongism 

Wongism is a religion involving Justin Ryan Wong, the coolest person on the universe. He’s a absolute legend. We stan a god. He also yells pretty loud without a mic so, you better not cross him or he’ll roast you.

Person A: Yoooo join Wongism. Wong is spittin mean roasts.

Person B: Heck yeah, he’s so cool and he makes learning enjoyable.

Wongism by I stan Wongism February 21, 2021

Wongism 

Cult associated with R. Wong, world-famous optimizer and moral expert

I converted into wongism and it completely changed my life

Wongism by Optimizator January 23, 2021

Wongism 

The ideology based on Russell Wong, specifically that he is the coolest man in the universe. Wongists believe that Russell Wong needs to be in more movies with top billing, and that Vanishing Son should be released on DVD.

"I just read the Wongist Manifesto. It blew my mind."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."

Wongism by Boiler Bro Joe March 3, 2005

WongiMulba 

When a group of drunk young men gather together and one of them decides to step on another’s toe in an effort to start a tussle to the delighted cheers of community residents, generally urging them to fight. Often they can be heard screaming “Fuck it, go for it!”, for example. This is generally prevalent in lower class indigenous communities in Northern Australia. Often various weapons may be used, such as a frying pan, which may be displayed and promptly used to try and concuss the victim by waving it erratically until it makes contact with his or her skull.

Wongi performed a WongiMulba on his friend Mulba, in an effort to start a violent community war after sniffing various amounts of petroleum out of boredom.

WongiMulba by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019

Wangism 

Faithful believers of the preachings of His Holiness and Excellency, T.

His Excellency’s religion was founded in 1908 as a last resort from the Friends Church.

Core values are not applicable.

Followers are known as Wangists.

-Considered some of the most sacred beings on Planet Earth.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, his Holiness has be censored on platforms that have access to internet connectivity.

We have implemented efforts to expand our touch to the ancient and modern world, everyone will be a Wangist.

Yo, Sheep Dark! Are you a Wangist?

Nah, I don’t need Jesus. I have Wangism.

Wangism by Bradtery January 25, 2022