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jk rowling is a wonpus.
wonpus by dozyapples June 12, 2020
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-Homophobe that secretly like to lick the same genders bellybutton
-A walrus looking ass terf
J.K Rowling is a wonpus
Wonpus by Shadow 2005 June 12, 2020
A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021

Wonkus Bonkus 

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.
James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021
mom what are these to things hanging from my vagina? Ohh thats just a wompuss dear.
wompuss by Daniel Abikzer October 23, 2008

caddy wonkus

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.
caddy wonkus by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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