An British Chocolate Chip cookie who wears a top hat, monicle, gloves, and carries a cane. He lives under the desks of schizophrenic teachers and professors.

You are taking a test and you notice the teacher is talking to himself. What you don't know is that there's actually a wondercookie under his desk.

wondercookie by Potimer January 11, 2009

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wonder cock

A penis of mammoth or mythical proportions.

"He had a wonder cock so extraordinary that even Chuck Norris would bow down before it's mighty girth"

wonder cock by C. Fo June 16, 2006

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Wonderfuck

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.

Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.

Wonderfuck by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022

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Wonderfuckingtastic

Describes something or someone that is rad, kick ass, wonderful, fucking amazing, groovy, fantastic, funky or scrumptious in extreme measure.

last weekend i got with sarah, her tits are wonderfuckingtastic.

Wonderfuckingtastic by Stephen Grover Cleveland October 12, 2009

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Wonderfacky

1. Having or displaying wonderful and wacky qualities.

Unlike other portmanteau words such as guesstimate and fantabulous, that make you sound like you’re just too dumb to know which word to use, Wonderfacky conveys two distinctive qualities in one ginormous word.

Empirical proof for wonderfacky being a great portmanteau word is discovered when one says the word aloud. (say it now) see what I mean? Even though it's not a “dirty word”-- it totally sounds like one. Right? This makes it hilarious and valuable. See Zorse, Diabesity, and Spork.

It's literally raining pizza outside, which should be horrible, but it's not even messy, and it's really good quality chicago-style pizza, floating down slowly in the cardboard boxes with the "Pizza Map of Italy" on it.... This is the most wonderfacky situation ever, Steve Curry!

Wonderfacky by CoachC19 September 25, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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