Wondercock 

Dick covered in warts

Man: woah hes got a wondercock
Female: please give me that wondercock

Wondercock by Jamieissussy March 31, 2022

Wonderfucked 

When you are constructing a wonder in the game of Civilization 5, someone else constructs it just before yours finishes being constructed.

I was two turns away from making the great pyramids, you wonderfucked me!

Wonderfucked by thatfailure March 18, 2017

wondercookie

An British Chocolate Chip cookie who wears a top hat, monicle, gloves, and carries a cane. He lives under the desks of schizophrenic teachers and professors.

You are taking a test and you notice the teacher is talking to himself. What you don't know is that there's actually a wondercookie under his desk.

wondercookie by Potimer January 11, 2009

wonder cock 

A penis of mammoth or mythical proportions.

"He had a wonder cock so extraordinary that even Chuck Norris would bow down before it's mighty girth"

wonder cock by C. Fo June 16, 2006

Wonderfuck 

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.

Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.

Wonderfuck by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022

Wonderfuckingtastic 

Describes something or someone that is rad, kick ass, wonderful, fucking amazing, groovy, fantastic, funky or scrumptious in extreme measure.

last weekend i got with sarah, her tits are wonderfuckingtastic.

Wonderfuckingtastic by Stephen Grover Cleveland October 12, 2009

Wonderfacky 

1. Having or displaying wonderful and wacky qualities.

Unlike other portmanteau words such as guesstimate and fantabulous, that make you sound like you’re just too dumb to know which word to use, Wonderfacky conveys two distinctive qualities in one ginormous word.

Empirical proof for wonderfacky being a great portmanteau word is discovered when one says the word aloud. (say it now) see what I mean? Even though it's not a “dirty word”-- it totally sounds like one. Right? This makes it hilarious and valuable. See Zorse, Diabesity, and Spork.

It's literally raining pizza outside, which should be horrible, but it's not even messy, and it's really good quality chicago-style pizza, floating down slowly in the cardboard boxes with the "Pizza Map of Italy" on it.... This is the most wonderfacky situation ever, Steve Curry!

Wonderfacky by CoachC19 September 25, 2010