Wonderfuck

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.

Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.

by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022

Wonderfuck

Something that was beyond amazing. So spectacular that no previously invented word was capable of fully capturing the amazingness of what had just had happened.

I drank so much tequila I had sex with a married man. That night was a wonderfuck.

by Winnie_Faye April 10, 2011

Wonderfuck

For when everything is just fucking wonderful.

Wonderfuck; my car burned down, I lost my house, and my job has an STD.

by -SVEN- February 14, 2013

Wonderfuck

Wonderfuck would be the exact opposite of clusterfuck. Whereas things could be chaotic and full of epic failure, things are actually pretty fantastic/a+/majestic.

Man: Hey how was your trip to Germany?
Man#2: Dude it was such a wonderfuck! I can't wait to go again.
Man: That's cool! I need to go with you next time.

by PapiRico January 08, 2013

Wonderfucked

When you are constructing a wonder in the game of Civilization 5, someone else constructs it just before yours finishes being constructed.

I was two turns away from making the great pyramids, you wonderfucked me!

by thatfailure March 18, 2017

wonderfuck

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.

Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.

by Emilinan November 05, 2008

wonderfuck

A word created and used only by the embarassingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who'd like to think they're highly creative and original for using the word. Used appropriately, "wonderfuck" would referrence the mental state of any given individual who's recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. Despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. You'd just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it'd have the same effect on people.

Girl: "Whoa, man. My cat just died, I was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that I have tumors in my ovaries. What a wonderfuck."

Man: "Yeah, well you deserve it you damn cunt."

by Sam Havey April 14, 2006