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Wonderfuck 

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
Wonderfuck by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022
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wonderfuck 

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.
Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.
wonderfuck by Emilinan March 18, 2009

wonderfuck 

A word created and used only by the embarassingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who'd like to think they're highly creative and original for using the word. Used appropriately, "wonderfuck" would referrence the mental state of any given individual who's recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. Despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. You'd just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it'd have the same effect on people.
Girl: "Whoa, man. My cat just died, I was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that I have tumors in my ovaries. What a wonderfuck."

Man: "Yeah, well you deserve it you damn cunt."
wonderfuck by Sam Havey April 28, 2006

wonderfuck 

An act of sex which does wonders for the individual concerned which go past sexual pleasure.
Michael had a one night wonderfuck and from then on he could concentrate on doing his dissertation instead of constantly masturbating over his S-Club 7 calender.

Wonderfuck 

Something that was beyond amazing. So spectacular that no previously invented word was capable of fully capturing the amazingness of what had just had happened.
I drank so much tequila I had sex with a married man. That night was a wonderfuck.
Wonderfuck by Winnie_Faye April 28, 2011

Wonderfuck 

Wonderfuck; my car burned down, I lost my house, and my job has an STD.
Wonderfuck by -SVEN- February 17, 2013

wonderfuck 

When you first have sex because you are wondering how to fuck.
Jessica wants to wonderfuck me, i am pleased!