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90 day wonder 

Military officer whose source of commission is the 90-day OCS program. Characterized by feeling inferior to service academy grads. And rightly so.
I told that 90-day wonder that my socks have more time in service than he does.
90 day wonder by Salty Sam 02 August 20, 2003

90 day wonder 

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.
You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."
Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

No Pants Wonderday 

The day that most call Thursday...
"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026