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90 day wonder 

Military officer whose source of commission is the 90-day OCS program. Characterized by feeling inferior to service academy grads. And rightly so.
I told that 90-day wonder that my socks have more time in service than he does.
90 day wonder by Salty Sam 02 August 20, 2003

90 day wonder 

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.
You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."
Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

No Pants Wonderday 

The day that most call Thursday...
"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"