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When a person gets drunk and does some nasty, horrible, sexual act that couldn't be done sober.

"Kristina got wompted when she got so drunk last night."
Wompted by Aaron Santiago February 22, 2009
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To be totally destroyed, humiliated/embarrassed in a sporting or gaming event.
Joe: Did you see the Leafs game last night
James: Yeah, the Sens womped them 7-0!

Michael: I just womped Dan in a game of Hockey, he sucks.
Womped by [M]agus January 23, 2006
the act of being so drunk that one blacks out and throws up everywhere; a level of drunk above being wasted
Bob: "What Happened last night?"

Tom: "You were so womped you spent the night next to the toilet"
womped by Eddie1423 September 26, 2010
When something is misshapen or dented due to the doings of another force.

When saying something is womped it is appropriate to put your hand parallel to each other, palms down and dent them inwards.
“Emma’s face got womped!”

“That floor is... womped."
womped by Kid Canti March 27, 2011

Mali-womped 

When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.

Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.
That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped
Mali-womped by AlanJoeyKeith June 20, 2010

booty womped 

to get owned, served, schooled, or totally humiliated.
Man you just lost!... No, I got booty womped.
booty womped by booty womper February 6, 2010

Womped out 

After taking a wippit, I was womped out.
Womped out by Sethbruh January 31, 2019
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