Wompledick
Wompledick by elf4848 April 26, 2026
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Wimbledick
The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010
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wobbledick
A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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