Wompledick

Something that is not perfect. Not straight - crooked, out of whack, messed up.

He built that wompledick shed, but it does the job.

Wompledick by elf4848 April 26, 2026

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.

I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.

wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005